CAN'T HELP LAUGHING(PJs)

Posted by Shashank Krishna Thursday, March 27, 2008


sharethis: 1.Height of Kanjoosi . A bania’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire Brigade :P .

2.Boy :- I am not rich like rohit but i love you , Girl :- I love u tooo but lets keep that aside who is this rohit .
1.

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary. what should we do ?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes .

2 .

Babloo bhagta hua aata hay aur pappu se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.

pappu: Oye kion jhoot bol raha hai . Ghar ki chabi to meray pass hai .

3.

Premika : Tum to bas apne kaam mein lage rehta ho , meri parwah hi nahin hai tumhe.

Premi : Pyaaar karne waala kisi ki parwah Nahi Karte..

4.

Bhikaari : Saab 1 rupita de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikaari: Kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase hue hai.

5.

Ek ladka bar ko jake ro raha tha.

Bartender: Kyun ro rahe ho .

Ladka : Aur kya karun ?? Jis ladki ko bhoolna chata hoon uska naam hi yaad nahin hai.

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