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2.Boy :- I am not rich like rohit but i love you , Girl :- I love u tooo but lets keep that aside who is this rohit .
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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary. what should we do ?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes .
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Babloo bhagta hua aata hay aur pappu se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.
pappu: Oye kion jhoot bol raha hai . Ghar ki chabi to meray pass hai .
3.
Premika : Tum to bas apne kaam mein lage rehta ho , meri parwah hi nahin hai tumhe.
Premi : Pyaaar karne waala kisi ki parwah Nahi Karte..
4.
Bhikaari : Saab 1 rupita de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikaari: Kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase hue hai.
5.
Ek ladka bar ko jake ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyun ro rahe ho .
Ladka : Aur kya karun ?? Jis ladki ko bhoolna chata hoon uska naam hi yaad nahin hai.
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